I am From Poem

I am from tennis, basketball, and sleeping,
And I am from bathtub, sofa, and jacket.

I am from park, tree, and swinging place,
And I am from JN, Sapi, and Melinda.

I am from black soup, egg porridge, and noodle,
 And I am from Tretes, Jogja, and Jakarta.

I am from PS 2, Nintendo DS, and badminton,
 And I am from Science, Handycraft, and Sports.

I am from Hachi the Bee, Spongebob Squarepants, and Chocolate Magic,
And I am from Surabaya.

I am from celebrating birthdays, having dinner together, and picnic on holidays,
And I am from Love, Wealth, and Achievements.

1 +1 = ...

In an elementary school there's a boy named Silly, he was very lazy and a bit impolite. One day, at Math class when the teacher called Ms.Cecilia explain about general addition, he fell asleep. The teacher angrily woke him up and asked him to re-explain her explanation. Like what she had predicted, Silly couldn't even answer the question on the board. 

"You slept on my class!" said her, still angry.

"Now I want you to find out the result of 1 + 1!! I don't care whether you ask your mother, your sister, or maybe your grandpa, the thing is you have to give me the answer by next morning. Understand? " she added.

"Ok Mam," said Silly.

When he got home, his mom was having an argument with his father. Then he asked "Mom, what is the result of 1 + 1?"

"Your father talking bullshits!" said her mother.

Then he just left his mother right away and met his sister, he asked the same question. "Sissy, What is the result of 1 + 1?"

At that time his sister was studying Civic subject. She said "Washington DC". He's still got confused with the answer, and he found his grandfather drinking a cup of coffee. 

Silly asked the same question all over again, "Grandpa, what is the result of ..." not yet done, his grandpa answered "This is sooo good". "OK this kind of question is so confusing" said Silly to himself. 

When Silly wanted to end the hunt of answer, he met his brother. His brother had just got home, he was mumbling to himself humming a song. The still-curious Silly asked him "Brothaa.. What is the result of 1 + 1?".

"Ceciliaa... You're breaking my heart~" Silly's brother sang loudly near his ear.

______________________________THE NEXT MORNING_______________________________

*At Math class*

"So.. what have you got Silly?" The teacher asked "What is the result of 1 + 1?".

"Uhm.. I've known all the answer Mam," He said proudly "1 + 1 means your father talking bullshits!" He added.

"What are you talking about? Where did you get that kind of answer?" The teacher was fed up.

"Washington DC" He said.

"You talking nonsense!" She slapped Silly's butt.

"This is sooo good" He copied his grandpa style.

"What the hell? Get out of my class now!" The teacher shouted.

"Cecilia.. You're breaking my heart~" Silly sang.

And the whole class laughed.

-The End-